1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,810 {\blur0.6}To Stop 3 00:00:09,730 --> 00:00:12,110 {\blur0.4\pos(147124)}Naples 4 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:12,150 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 5 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:12,200 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:12,240 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 7 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:12,280 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 8 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:12,320 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 9 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:12,360 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 10 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:12,400 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 11 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:12,450 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 12 00:00:12,450 --> 00:00:12,490 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 13 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:12,530 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 14 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:12,570 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 15 00:00:12,570 --> 00:00:12,610 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 16 00:00:12,610 --> 00:00:12,650 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 17 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:12,740 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 18 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:12,780 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 19 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:12,820 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 20 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:12,860 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 21 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:12,900 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 22 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:12,950 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 23 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:12,990 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 24 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:13,030 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 25 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:13,070 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 26 00:00:13,070 --> 00:00:13,110 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 27 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:13,150 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 28 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:13,200 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 29 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:13,240 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 30 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:13,280 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 31 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:13,320 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 32 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:13,360 {\blur0.6\candH2122E5 and 33 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,110 {\blur0.6\pos(6887)}The Gangsters... 34 00:00:15,110 --> 00:00:20,750 {\blur0.6\fnPainted\fscx110\fscy68\b0\pos(306246)}I'm now being forced 35 00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:20,750 {\blur0.6\fnPainted\fscx110\fscy68\b0\pos(290411)}to fake being the boyfriend 36 00:00:18,490 --> 00:00:20,750 {\blur0.6\fnPainted\fscx110\fscy68\b0\pos(301564)}of the boss's daughter. 37 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:28,250 {\blur0.6\fnPainted\fscx110\fscy68\b0\pos(170437)}That's the least of our problems. 38 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:30,630 {\blur0.6\fscx150\fscy150\fnblemished\b1\pos(470499)}I never 39 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,050 {\blur0.6\fscx150\fscy150\b1\fnblemished\pos(177344)}knew that 40 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:36,050 {\blur0.6\b1\fnblemished\pos(373433)}it would be her. 41 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:40,680 Y-Your dad's a gang boss? 42 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,810 And you're the heir to a yakuza syndicate? 43 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:48,230 This is the boss of the Beehive gangster outfit. 44 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:52,940 Ardelt Kirisaki-Wagner and his daughter Miss Kirisaki Chitoge! 45 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:56,780 I've heard all about you from your father. 46 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,450 It's great to finally meet you Raku-kun. 47 00:00:58,450 --> 00:00:59,620 No no no no! 48 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,660 I'm never getting together with this guy! Absolutely not! 49 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:04,460 That's right Dad! It'll never work out with a maniac like her! 50 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:09,590 That's great and all but it's the only way we can prevent this war. 51 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:10,590 And besides... 52 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:14,970 Mistress! 53 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:15,470 What? 54 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:23,220 I've found you Mistress! 55 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:27,690 So it's true. These Shuei-gumi rats really did kidnap you! 56 00:01:27,690 --> 00:01:29,440 C-Claude! 57 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,770 Fear not Mistress. 58 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:35,700 As an executive leader of the beehive your protection is my highest priority! 59 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,820 Therefore I've taken it upon myself to come rescue you! 60 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,960 Well well if it isn't one of the Beehive's top dogs! 61 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:52,050 Don'tcha think you're way outta line? 62 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:54,340 I've been goin' easy on you so far but... 63 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:57,590 This time around you'll get no mercy! 64 00:01:58,130 --> 00:01:59,550 You **** apes! 65 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:02,350 I'll teach you what happens to guys who mess with our precious Mistress! 66 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:06,770 Look calm down kiddo. 67 00:02:06,770 --> 00:02:09,940 I think there's been a misunderstanding! 68 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:13,230 Hm? B-Boss! What are you doing here? 69 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:17,240 Nobody kidnapped the girl. You couldn't be further from the truth. 70 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:18,490 In fact... 71 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:22,990 These two are head-over-heels for each other! 72 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:24,950 What... 73 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:27,000 What?! 74 00:02:32,210 --> 00:02:33,250 Boss. 75 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,250 Is this true? 76 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,590 Of course! And we've given them our blessing. 77 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:51,730 Young Master! You've finally snagged yourself a girlfriend eh? 78 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:55,190 Oh man we've been worried about you for the longest time! 79 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:58,150 Not having a single girlfriend at your age... 80 00:02:58,150 --> 00:03:00,450 This calls for a celebration! 81 00:03:00,450 --> 00:03:01,950 Well hey... um... 82 00:03:01,950 --> 00:03:02,870 Mistress! 83 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:04,580 Y-Yes? 84 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:09,870 You've grown up and I've failed to even notice! 85 00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:14,420 My dear Mistress over the years I've guarded you you've become a fine young lady! 86 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:18,550 I wouldn't be your Claude if I weren't overcome with joy! 87 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:21,760 Uh... no... You were never "mine"... 88 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,390 This changes everything! 89 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:27,770 For you Young Master we'll gladly declare a ceasefire! 90 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,640 Same goes for us. 91 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:33,020 Let us throw our full support behind her so that she may date him peacefully! 92 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:37,400 H-Hey hold up you guys! Since when are we a couple? 93 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,530 Why should I have to date this gorilla woman? 94 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:41,650 Th-That's right! Who'd want to date this bean sprout? 95 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,200 Hey punk. 96 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:50,960 Did I hear you wrong? You didn't really call our lady a gorilla woman did you? 97 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,960 You bastard! 98 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:54,670 What do you think you're doing to our Young Master? 99 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:57,340 If you touch a single hair on his head you're a dead man. 100 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:02,550 Hey Young Master. 101 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:06,300 Are you two... really boyfriend and girlfriend? 102 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,060 Th-This is bad. 103 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:10,770 Wh-What now? What do we do about this?! 104 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:12,140 Don't ask me! 105 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:14,230 At this point playing along is our only option! 106 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:18,980 It's all or nothing now! We'll have to fake it! 107 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:16,560 {\blur0.8\candH141414 108 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:16,610 {\blur0.8\candH141414 109 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:16,650 {\blur0.8\candH141414 110 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:16,690 {\blur0.8\candH141414 111 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:16,730 {\blur0.8\candH141414 112 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:16,770 {\blur0.8\candH141414 113 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:18,980 {\blur0.8\candH141414 114 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:22,490 Yeah. 115 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:27,870 Of course we're totally hot for each other! 116 00:04:28,450 --> 00:04:33,410 I meant that she's as strong and sweet as a gorilla! 117 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:36,750 I just wanted to show you that our love isn't just {\i1}any{\i0} love. 118 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,000 Right honey? 119 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:40,710 Oh there you go again darling! 120 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:43,260 Don't confuse them like that! 121 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:47,680 But of course that's what I love about you—your skin's as snow-white as a bean sprout! 122 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:48,760 My darling! 123 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:55,390 Well how 'bout that? So you two are head-over-heels in love after all? 124 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:06,610 How did we end up like this? 125 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,870 Can't you see it's no use complaining? 126 00:05:08,870 --> 00:05:11,160 There's no way we're getting out of this now. 127 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:14,910 I know we're a couple now but what are we supposed to do? 128 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,670 How should I know? 129 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:19,040 It's not like I've ever dated anyone before. 130 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,920 Neither have I for your information. Not once! 131 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:22,920 Really? 132 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:27,680 W-Well what can I say? 133 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,810 I'm not so good at things like romance. 134 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:32,430 I don't really get it. 135 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:36,440 Hey. 136 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,150 Thanks for finding this by the way. 137 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,070 It would've been awkward if we broke it off like that. That's all. 138 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:47,450 Well now you can go ahead and show me your eternal gratitude! 139 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,990 So what's the story? 140 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:52,950 I mean it really seems important to you. 141 00:05:52,950 --> 00:05:55,040 Is it a keepsake from someone who died? 142 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,080 No someone gave it to me. A long time ago. 143 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:57,830 A long time ago? 144 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:05,090 When I was a kid... I was traveling overseas with my dad and... 145 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,880 I got pretty close with this girl I met. 146 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:10,300 She told me “We'll meet again” 147 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,510 and gave this to me as a token of our promise. 148 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:18,140 I can't remember her name or what she looked like. 149 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:20,810 All I remember is our promise. 150 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:23,690 Maybe I'm just hoping that if I hold onto it we might actually meet again. 151 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:26,240 I know you hate me for that though. 152 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,200 Dwelling on the past and all... 153 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:34,040 What I hate is the kind of guy who keeps brooding over past mistakes 154 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,330 and other things that he can't possibly change. 155 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:41,080 But I can't say I hate romantic stories like yours. 156 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:47,050 Anyway we're gonna do something about this situation ASAP. 157 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:49,220 I can't stand the thought of dating you! 158 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,510 I could say the same you moronic bean sprout! 159 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:05,320 Young Master you have a visitor! 160 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:08,690 Good mornin' Young Master. 161 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:09,860 G'morning! 162 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:11,530 Good morning! 163 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:12,740 G'morning! 164 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,780 Good morning! 165 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,550 G-Good morning darling! 166 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,550 Sorry to spring this on you 167 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:30,550 but would you go on a date with me right now? 168 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:37,310 {\fad(8000)\blur0.6\pos(914522)\fscx130\fscy130\3candH000000 169 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:37,310 {\fad(8000)\blur0.6\pos(909517)\fscx130\fscy130\3candHFFF6EF 170 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:37,310 {\bord0\fad(8000)\blur0.6\pos(909517)\fscx130\fscy130\candHFF7011 171 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:47,690 A— 172 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:49,190 A date? 173 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:51,150 Why should we? 174 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:52,450 Why you say? 175 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:54,950 Because that's what couples do! 176 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,000 {\blur0.6\candH2E2E33 177 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,750 {\blur0.6\candH6130F2 178 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh jeez what have I done to deserve this? 179 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,420 We're not getting out of this remember? 180 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,220 What are we going to do? 181 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,090 Don't look at me I don't have a clue! 182 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:15,680 Isn't it the guy's job to escort the girl around? 183 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:16,640 You really are thoughtless! 184 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,970 You really know how to piss someone off at every turn. 185 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:26,270 {\i1}That said I've never really gotten up close and personal with a girl let alone gone on a date with one. 186 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:28,480 {\i1}How should I know what to do on a date? 187 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,690 {\i1}Wait a sec. 188 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:33,110 {\i1}Of all the dates with Onodera that I've fantasized about 189 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:35,990 {\i1}the ideal one had us sitting at a fashionable café and talking to each other 190 00:08:35,990 --> 00:08:37,740 {\i1}then going to see a movie together 191 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:39,620 {\i1}eating dinner together 192 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:43,370 {\i1}and finally taking a walk in a gorgeous park together. 193 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:45,000 What {\i1}is{\i0} this? So gross! 194 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,130 What kind of crappy beans are these? Are you all retarded? 195 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:50,880 Ugh! How can you live with yourselves charging 600 yen for this! 196 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,720 What's this? Could this meat be any more rubbery? 197 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,390 Still tastes okay though. One more right now! 198 00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:57,890 I want to see this! 199 00:08:56,390 --> 00:09:01,100 {\blur0.6\fnIwata New Gothic Pro E-CP\candH3D32C6 Destroyer 200 00:08:57,890 --> 00:09:01,100 I saw the commercial and it has the mother of all explosion scenes! Looks rad! 201 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,890 No we have to see this one! 202 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:05,440 {\blur0.6\fnIwata New Gothic Pro E-CP\candHFCFFDE 203 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,440 It's a four-handkerchief tearjerker and it's a current blockbuster! 204 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:12,690 Well I guess this is what couples usually watch. 205 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:14,950 {\i1}She's already asleep! 206 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:17,950 {\i1}Despite everything... 207 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:19,330 {\i1}Even a girl like her... 208 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:21,950 {\i1}can look kind of cute when she's asleep. 209 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:24,460 {\i1}As long as she's not talking or moving. 210 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,960 {\i1}Well just a tiny bit. 211 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,220 I'm thirsty. Go buy me some juice! 212 00:09:37,220 --> 00:09:38,180 Right now! 213 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,180 What? 214 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:43,310 {\i1}I take it back! She's not cute at all! 215 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:47,020 Hey hey! Yeah you! 216 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,850 You're pretty cute! 217 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:51,820 Hey you free? Wanna go to a café with us? 218 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:55,360 Unfortunately I happen to be waiting for someone right now. 219 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,570 Wait a bean sprout's technically a vegetable... 220 00:09:57,570 --> 00:10:00,620 What are you talking about? You're funny aren't you? 221 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,830 Look just hang out with us 'kay? 222 00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:04,580 We'll show you a great time! 223 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,420 You ignoring us? 224 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:11,000 Oh come on we know you're alone. 225 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,340 What's wrong? Your boyfriend stand you up? 226 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:16,590 Poor thing! We'll take good care of you! 227 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:18,590 Gotta say you do have an amazing ass! 228 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:20,090 It's turning me on! 229 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:23,470 Wait you're half-Japanese aren't you? Did your friends ditch you? 230 00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:25,560 Hey we get it. We get it. 231 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:29,730 Don't worry we'd never do that to you. You understand Japanese? 232 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,650 Hello! Hello! 233 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,440 Oh hey! My apologies. 234 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,610 See she still doesn't understand a word of Japanese! 235 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:39,360 What the... 236 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,990 My bad. Sorry to keep you waiting Kirisaki! 237 00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:44,490 Come on let's get out of here. This way this way! 238 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:45,740 Wait... 239 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,250 Where do you think you're going? 240 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,590 Why did you stop me? 241 00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:58,670 Were you trying to play the hero who saves the girl from the bad guys? 242 00:10:58,670 --> 00:11:01,800 I hate to break it to you but in two seconds those guys could've been— 243 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,100 That's not the point! 244 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,220 You need to pick your battles! That's all! 245 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:09,730 Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not defending those guys. 246 00:11:09,730 --> 00:11:12,650 If you whale on creeps who aren't even worth whaling on 247 00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:15,860 that's as good as admitting you're on their level! 248 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,740 Don't be such a lame-ass! 249 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,610 What the... Who are you to talk to me like that? 250 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,870 You don't have to tell me! As if I'd ever give those guys the time of day! 251 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:28,500 {\i1}It might have been for the briefest moment 252 00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:31,500 {\i1}but for the first time in my life I held hands with a girl. 253 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,130 Oh for crying out loud. 254 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:36,420 I knew it'd be like this! This date sucks! 255 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:38,960 Not only did you bore me to death but you had to start lecturing me too! 256 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,590 Talk about a buzz-kill. 257 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,630 {\i1}Excuse{\i0} me? 258 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:43,010 Even so... 259 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,220 I wouldn't really call it the worst of the worst. 260 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:50,640 On a scale of 1-100 today's date 261 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,190 after adding in double bonus points... 262 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,400 I guess I'll give you a score of 1. 263 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,320 Where are you going? 264 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,150 To the restroom. Don't ask why retard! 265 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,160 {\i1}For the first time in my life 266 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:07,910 {\i1}I let a guy lead me by the hand. 267 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,200 {\i1}I was so careless! 268 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:13,920 I really can't seem to figure her out. What's her deal? 269 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,920 Seriously! 270 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:18,300 Oh man if only I was on a date with Onodera! 271 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:21,050 That would totally be a dream come true! 272 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:22,470 Did you say my name? 273 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,350 Wh-What a surprise! 274 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:29,260 I just saw you and was about to say hi. 275 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,270 Did you see me first? 276 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,270 What are you doing here? 277 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:35,020 O... O... 278 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,310 Onodera! 279 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:43,150 What are you doing here Ichijou-kun? 280 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:46,570 Wh-What am {\i1}I{\i0} doing? What about yourself Onodera? 281 00:12:46,570 --> 00:12:50,200 Me? I just finished shopping with my friends so I'm on my way home. 282 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,540 This is quite the surprise! 283 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:55,170 I was about to say hi and surprise you 284 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:57,290 but then all of a sudden you said my name first! 285 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,090 W-Well hey I was just... 286 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,670 What... were you thinking about? 287 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,510 So anyway something's off about them you see? 288 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,350 Yeah... I'm getting the same vibe. 289 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:12,520 The two of 'em are acting weird. 290 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:16,520 Yeah like there's no sign of them being all into each other like they were at the Yakuza's house.. 291 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,560 They're like an unnatural couple. 292 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,320 Plus they were arguing and all which raises more suspicions. 293 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,650 {\i1}N-Not good... 294 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:23,690 {\i1}This is bad! 295 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,820 {\i1}We have to do something or all of today's suffering will have been for nothing! 296 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,070 {\i1}Time to really lay it on thick! 297 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:34,580 Oh darling! Thanks for being patient! 298 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:38,670 So sorry! I took way longer than I thought. 299 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,380 Ki... Kirisaki-san? 300 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,720 Huh? Did she just call you... "darling"? 301 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,020 Uh... Um... Let's see... 302 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,140 If she's calling you darling then that means... 303 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,270 You two are... uh... dating each other? 304 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,560 N-No no no! 305 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,360 Why would I be dating her?! 306 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,400 Yeah! That's right! Who'd ever date him? 307 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,320 {\i1}N-No good! 308 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:06,950 {\i1}Everyone's... 309 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:07,700 {\i1}watching! 310 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:12,450 {\i1}But I don't want Onodera to think we're dating! 311 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:15,700 {\i1}I can't let that happen! But... what am I supposed to do? 312 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,460 Hey. 313 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,710 That's right! 314 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:23,000 We just started going out the other day! 315 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,170 I'm telling you he's totally smitten with me! 316 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,840 {\i1}K-Kirisaki! 317 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,680 Come on! Play along with me! 318 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,760 I know it's embarrassing in front of a classmate 319 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,560 but what else can we do?! 320 00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:38,730 {\i1}Yeah! If it were just any classmate I'd play out of this role! 321 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:41,940 {\i1}Anybody but Onodera... Just not Onodera! 322 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:47,990 I-I see. What a surprise. I had no idea! 323 00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:51,160 {\i1}D-**** it! What am I supposed to do? 324 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,280 Right? Isn't that right darling? 325 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,290 What? Who's smitten?! 326 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:59,620 I have no clue what she's talking about! 327 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:03,340 Oh come on! I just had a lovely dinner with my darling. 328 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,420 It wasn't my idea! 329 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,880 She insisted she wanted to eat meat! 330 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,880 Would you believe this boy? Every single weekend he asks me to the movies. 331 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,220 I just happened to have tickets that's all! 332 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,100 Not to mention I'm actually the type who prefers to go alone. 333 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,260 Look! I'm warning you knock it off! 334 00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:19,100 And anyway this girl drools while she dozes off at the movies you know! 335 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,310 Hey I almost forgot. 336 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:26,070 I just remembered something I have to do! Gotta run darling! 337 00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:27,690 See you later Onodera! 338 00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:29,740 What? Oh right. 339 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:35,240 Are you sure you want to let Kirisaki-san run off by herself? 340 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,870 Yeah it's all right. I'll catch up soon enough. 341 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,370 {\i1}Everything makes sense now. 342 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 {\i1}Although I wasn't able to trip them up today I'm convinced now! 343 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,670 {\i1}There's definitely something fishy going on. 344 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,510 {\i1}Just you wait you little scumbag twerp! 345 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:53,260 {\i1}I'll personally crush any fly that gets near the Mistress! 346 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:58,140 H-Hey listen Onodera... We're... 347 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,020 Not really like that okay? The truth is we're not a coup— 348 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,270 I get it Ichijou-kun. 349 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,070 You don't have to say any more okay? 350 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,030 I totally understand. 351 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,320 You shouldn't deny it though. 352 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,030 Even if you're just hiding your embarrassment 353 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:17,910 but you might hurt Kirisaki-san's feelings. 354 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:21,790 Wh-Wh... Hiding my embarrassment? 355 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:22,660 Yes. 356 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:26,210 I think you two are perfect together! 357 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:29,250 It's so obvious that you're infatuated with each other! 358 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:33,470 {\i1}N-Not good! She's totally convinced that we're a couple! 359 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,930 {\i1}Why are the gods subjecting me to such an ordeal? 360 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:38,760 Oh sorry! You were in the middle of a date right? 361 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,930 I'll be on my way. 362 00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:41,770 Wait... No... Um... 363 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:43,940 {\i1}Right. 364 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,440 {\i1}Now's the perfect chance. We're alone. 365 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,570 O-Onodera! 366 00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:51,440 Yes? 367 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,700 Is it all right if I ask you just one question? 368 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,790 Have... Have you ever... 369 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:10,590 I was wondering if you'd ever seen this pendant before yesterday. 370 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:14,090 Like maybe when you were little. 371 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,600 No. Never. Not once. 372 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:33,610 All right I have to go now okay? You'd better not keep Kirisaki-san waiting 373 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:35,110 Ichijou-kun! 374 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,160 My bad! 375 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,040 Sorry I kept you waiting Kirisaki! 376 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,540 How dare you show your face gutter-bug! 377 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:53,010 What do you think you're doing? 378 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:57,050 Do you have any idea how humiliating that was?! 379 00:17:57,050 --> 00:18:00,050 But you on the other hand! 380 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,050 I know that so just hear me out... 381 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,050 {\blur0.6\fnHira v8\b1\bord2\3candH61747D 382 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,050 {\blur0.6\fnHira v8\candH29343B 383 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,810 Here this is for you. 384 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,810 {\blur0.6\fnHira v8\candH29343B 385 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,810 What is it? 386 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:08,350 Well it's a... um... you know! 387 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,810 My way of apologizing. 388 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,570 Because... I screwed up. 389 00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:16,570 Wow you're more straightforward than you look. 390 00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,410 So? What is this anyway? 391 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,450 Yeah well it's called a dorayaki. 392 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,290 It doesn't taste like the ones from my favorite shop 393 00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,330 but trust me it's still pretty awesome. Try one! 394 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:31,460 I hate it. 395 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,050 I'm home! 396 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,930 Welcome back Kosaki! 397 00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:46,680 I used a new recipe for these dorayaki. Do you want to try one? 398 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,060 No I think I'll pass. I'll be in my room. 399 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,080 What do I do now? 400 00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:09,330 I lied to him. 401 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,210 Now what? 402 00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:17,130 Asking him will be all the more difficult. 403 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:20,120 {\blur0.6\pos(640310)\candH350BE2 404 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:24,100 {\blur0.6\pos(640310)\candH350BE2 405 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,930 {\i1}Together on animal care duty. 406 00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:32,730 You've been taking care of all these animals by yourself? 407 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:35,730 I have to say you didn't do half bad considering how many there are. 408 00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:39,070 No sweat! They're practically family to me! 409 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,950 I bet you've been waiting for this. Chow time! 410 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,950 How 'bout it? Looks yummy right? 411 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:51,420 You guys are such a helpless bunch! 412 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,580 Looks more like they hate you. 413 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:54,840 And so... 414 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,750 Exactly how many animals do you have here? 415 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,970 About ninety if I had to say? 416 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,840 Ninety?! Is this a zoo?! 417 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,050 So like do they all have names? 418 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:09,140 Yeah some of them. I've only decided on half though. 419 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:09,850 Only half? 420 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:13,350 I thought they were your family. 421 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:16,310 How naïve. It's precisely because they're family! 422 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:19,610 Naming them is a very delicate process! 423 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,490 What's wrong Divine Spacer Kuniyoshi? 424 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,870 That's too long. 425 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:28,870 {\blur0.6\pos(640310)\candH350BE2 426 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:31,660 Why don't you try naming them then?! 427 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,460 Don't come up with anything funny though. 428 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,880 Me? Name them? 429 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,130 I guess I could. 430 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,130 In that case this little one is... 431 00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,840 Probably Number One. 432 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,090 That one is Number Two. 433 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,340 This one is Number Three. 434 00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,680 And this one here... 435 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,220 Ah forget it. 436 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,270 At any rate since you're also in charge of raising them 437 00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:52,770 at least get to know the ones that already have names. 438 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:57,610 Look this is Rodriguez IV the turtle. 439 00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:00,360 Really? I wonder how he'd taste grilled. 440 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:03,110 And this chicken is Kato the Crusher. 441 00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:05,860 Yeah? Which parts are the juiciest? 442 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:08,990 What?